Burton is a good sport.. i know he wont take offense... I just caught him post the following

Quote, originally posted by Burtonboarder950 »

My question is what is the best police detector for its price? Something that isn't too cheap but not too expensive, and is worth every penny. What do you guys have and does it actually help? Thanks in advance

My answer was a donut.

x50 FTW!

GUYS IF ITS SOMETHING OBJECTIONABLE, DONT POST IT HERE... WE WILL BE OPERATING PRISON RULES... Poster gets canned, and the dude who reposts it does as well...

If possible, keep the quotation so we know who said it... the easiest way to do this is quote it in the original thread it appears in, then copy paste that text into this page...

"Free SPEACH.... don't you ever try to take my rights away" ...

and where are those rights now????

reminds me of this quote from Morgan Freeman....

"You know what he's saying?... ***** basta*d can't throw me out....

but you know where he's saying it?... OUT in the parking lot..." ~Lean on Me

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Quote, originally posted by TheBourneAltimatum »

Easy Bourne... i can see you rifling thru the archives now bringing something bad up lol... remember, PRISON RULES...

Quote, originally posted by PhEnoM78 »

the car doesnt have a real alaarm system thats wat sucks but if someone did break in n do that ude have no idea bc no alarm sounds wen u hit the lock button hte beep indicates that it is locked thats it

Quote, originally posted by rjdmmfl1 »

Gimme this thread fool, its a full time jack move... yes I'm thread jacking

Quote, originally posted by audtatious »

Congrats goes to this forum for running Tyler into the ground where he needed some help

Quote, originally posted by adidas2go »

really tyler, really.....

Quote, originally posted by rizla »

I think she's got an ugly beak and needs a nose job.

Quote, originally posted by Dwyt »

I have been reading lots of the threads over the last few hours and I cant help but notice one thing is a constant. It is almost a gurantee that LongBeachcoupe will tell somewere in each thread that the person should "click search and then if there is nothing leave a post" Iv noticed about 10 of the exact same question, but is that really that big of a deal. I actually found differnt help in differnt threads that ask the same question. Both of in which he told them they should look at the stickies. One thing is for sure making people feel like morons on this site is like cocaine to this guy. Im sorry we can't all be as amazing at blogging as you Longbeach! -Feel free to comment on if you agree or disagree?

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**LBC EDIT**
To those who dont know grystrm... he was 100% joking in that post, and was making fun of how members treat eachother sometimes when threads go bad... This type of talk is not encouraged nor allowed...
**LBC EDIT**

Quote, originally posted by GryStrm »

wow lotta hostility! looks like i have to repost a favorite post i wrote some time back w/ some addtions of course!.....so here ya go! your all DORKS...im selling my stupid coupe... getting the hyundai genesis....and will blow the doors off all you...debaged, fake sticker havin', LED'd, HID'd, wanna be Fast and Furious, "oh my grill is ugly" whinning...."how do i roll up my window?" asking.... "what's the best wheel ?"cryin'..."oh i hurt my knee" complainin'.... "my 2.5 rocks!" boastin'....."im gonna change my coupe to a RWD" dreamin....."lets get a group buy on NISMO tire valve caps!" wishin'...A**SES -your coupe wont beat a Z or G.... -your coupe is not a race car... -spoilers wont make it fast.. -endlinks and sway bars wont give it a medal in the slalom -all the exhuast does it make teeny boopers go "ooooo" as you "fly by" at 35mph in a school zone..then have the ballz to ask "why'd i get a ticket?" -if ya want your car lower....have some of your fat friends squeeze their jello laden bodies in the back as you jam to New Kids on the Block on your sound system that cost MORE than the CAR... -YOUR STUPID LIGHTED TRIM KICK PLATES WONT MAKE IT AN INFINITI! -and for the last time...20+ chromes look like absoult SH*T on the car...don't ask..cause if you have to ask...and you can't for yourself see it looks absoultly hidious..then please dont gross the rest of us out by posting ur stupid cell phone pic and asking for any validation...you aint getting it... if ya wanted a G..all the dumb stupid mods your making plus the cost of the silly castrated, toy of wanna be luxury "sport" car....would have added up to one already! Your "COUPE" is a god damn, christ forsaken, moses stinkin', allah freakin', jehova smellin', war mongerin', tree huggin', toilet stainin', sink cloggin', gay, straight, bi, druggy, goody two shoes... 2 door freaking ALTIMA!! It's glorified family car aimed at spoiled brats whose daddy's won't buy em porsches, soccer moms with age complexes and older guys whose mid life crisis' have come early but dont have the $$ for a REAL midlife crisis sport car! ... So deal with it! -you were all newbies at one point. -you are all geeks, dorks, bweebs to someone. -your post count dont mean jack, cause in the end....you dont mean jack! -mcheddadi is not your personal photoshop tool...the man has a skill that gets upwards of 75 to 100 an hour in the real world...respect that. -dont bother rjdmmfl1 with..."um what fuse do i need to run my 20$ clarion radio"....hes another skilled technician who earned and learned a skill. so go sit in that overdone, overpraised, under powered, under made, wannabe rice a roni wind up match box "car" you have.....push button the thing on....run two glass radiator tubes from your after market "wish it could increase the horse power" exhaust to your too dark tinted windows....and have a nice nap listening to your depche mode on your 10000000000 watt aftermarket radio.... don't worry we'll find you..afterall you do have 6000k hids in your lows and your fogs...and LIGHTED TOE PLATES.... and finally....the only way peace is realized is through frackin' war so kiss my AHHHH...now that's getting off the wrong side of the bed!~

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Now... thats the funniest thing i have read in my life hahah i laughed irl

speaking of prison rules...

Lbc, ever see anything like this as an ebay seller?

I know it's not from this forum, but I had to.

Quote, originally posted by GryStrm »

...A MOMENT OF SILENCE AS WE PASS ANOTHER UN TO COUPE HEAVEN... may you see clear horizons and cop-less runs to stretch your legs...may your tank be full with premium for all eternity...may your paint never be scared and your wax never marred...drive on brave coupe....drive on.

vballer i dont leave feedback like that... although i have seen some wild ones like that.

If they didn't read it, how are they going to see this and know not to email you?

then when i send them that link, they feel like...

LOL! didn't see that one lol

Quote, originally posted by Burtonboarder950 »

I was driving down the highway after inspecting that Z i just bough off ebay (all went well mechanic said its in perfect condition) and i saw a convertible being towed. It was some sort of man-made car for racing or just a hobby. anyway, it was raining and the top was down. My question is are convertible Z's waterproof? Incase you leave the top down and youre in the mall while its raining or something like that.

this whole danm thing, cause burton is retarded

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Quote, originally posted by Electric Magma »

hahaha, don't doors open inward? dont go knockin yerself out there

Quote, originally posted by SHIFT_COUPE »

LBC = Hardcore

Quote, originally posted by bizz1441 »

I'm not sure of the battery life, but the key fob is rechargable. If it ever goes dead there is spot next to the trunk release where you just stick the key fob in and it will recharge from the battery.

Quote, originally posted by Colton92 »

i got a good one check it out http://nightrain.justgotowned.com/

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this whole danm thing, cause burton is retarded

Quote, originally posted by Burtonboarder950 »

you must looooove always making me feel like a dumba$$

Quote, originally posted by adidas2go »

I thought this was a comedy thread

How bout this one then.. hehehe

Quote, originally posted by theoctopussi »

relax homie... you get so overworked... no wonder longbeach got picked over you... no need to point out how much you know while doubtin what I know. please think about what you're sayin or what you're tryin to say because tone is lost on forums, and pointin out my "ignorance" puts me on the defensive. so you bein a veteran around here should give you more wisdom than that.

Quote, originally posted by EOrdonez3229 »

and YO, what's wrong with lookin GAY ya fool? lol We are TAKING OVER

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does that include yours? [/QUOTE]

Lol

No, I think you posted it because it involved you, not because it was funny I also like how you still post insinuations of why you might be better at this than me. Its cool, no one sees the insecurities

Blake, your better than me in everything! (other than wheel size and interior lighting lol)

Quote, originally posted by adidas2go »

This is not T9 on your cell phone buddy. Post legibly please.

Even better...this one had me